You Missed The Target!!

20 Jul 2009

Friday July 17, 2009.
Dead terrorist 1: Aaaalio… lio…lio… Pufff !!!!
Dead terrorist 2: Damn… bro… ! You missed!!….. Anyway,.. Welcome!!
Dead terrorist 1: No, I did not miss the target..
Dead terrorist 2: Yess you did… look at me, fool…
Dead terrorist 1: You looked…. dead…. Where are my 72 virgins?
Dead terrorist 2: there.. we have… Amrozie, Imam samudra etc… they are not really virgins, but they can act like one… which one do you choose?
Dead terrorist 1: Oh no… I’ve been screwed… This is not heaven?
Dead terrorist 2: What? Are you kidding? You missed the target, you moron..! What makes you think you deserve heaven?….
Dead terrorist 1: Well, I have done my duty?
Dead terrorist 2: Duty to do what?
Dead terrorist 1: Kill Allah’s enemies…
Dead terrorist 2: Well, you sure have been screwed… Do you believe Allah is Almighty?
If He is Almighty then why He needs you, weak bastard, to kill His enemy? He could have killed them Himself as He did to several tribes way before history.. You need to read Al Quran… It’s all there.. you dumb ass…
Dead terrorist 1: Oh gosh, then who did I just killed?
Dead terrorist 2: You killed somebody elses husbands, fathers, friends and relatives who have nothing to do with your war….
Dead terrorist 1: Not God’s enemies?
Dead terrorist 2: No, You idiot! You are the God’s enemy
Dead terrorist 1: So I did not missed then… coz I succesfully killed myself.. It was Amrozie who missed… coz he did not kill himself..
Dead terrorist 2: Oh well, but you both dumb asses ended up in the same place, didn’t you?
Dead terrorist 1: yeah, coz I didn’t put the bomb in the right location…
Several minutes later…
Another dude: Aaaaaalio…. lio….lio…. PUFFF!!!!!
Dead terrorist 1 & 2 : Welcome…. and you too missed the target! You damned idiot terrorist!!!
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PUT THE BOMB IN YOUR ASS AND BLOW UP A U.S TANK,.. NOT A HOTEL..!!!!


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